“Oil”?” You have to be wondering what I am talking about. Well, it’s simple.
Just for the fun of it, think of a relationship as a machine. It’s not a tangible machine; like a tractor, or a printing press. But it has infinitely more moving parts; since those “parts” are neurons instead of actual metal pieces.
Anyway, a machine; like your car, will break apart without oil the ease the friction. All you need is a little bit of oil and the whole machine can run smoothly. For you and me (since you are reading my Blog) spankings are the oil.
I asked myself how much of this “spanking oil” does it take to keep a relationship smooth. You are going to be amazed. I was. The spanking element is a big part of our relationship. It exists as a background presence at all times. But actual percentages of life look like this:
- · If you got spanked for a full hour, every day, then you would be spending .04% time with actual spanking.
- · If you got spanked for a full hour, once every week, then you would be spending .00 6% time with actual spanking
- · If you got spanked for a full hour, once every month, then you would be spending .0014% time with actual spanking
You can check my math. It’s probably wrong. But the point is that our relationships are much more than 99.5% everything else.
However, what matters is that the less than .5% is the crucial oil and things can go wrong without it.